Dylan Chen from room 7 is giving a voice to a sadly forgotten issue: The big, bad wolf is still stuck in the chimney!

Dear Pest Control Manager,

Please, help us get rid of the wolf. He has attempted to murder and eat us, destroyed two of our houses and he is also blocking the chimney.

Firstly, he has tried to eat us. He nearly killed pig 1 and pig 2 and he tried to eat me, too! If you don’t exterminate him, he might eat other pigs.

Secondly, he has been destroying houses. He blew down pig 1’s house and he has also destroyed pig 2’s house. Finally, he tried to blow down my house. Imagine how much it will cost to rebuild them.

My final reason is that he is blocking the chimney. When I hired people to remove the wolf, he ate them! He is also stopping Santa from getting in. Santa is now stock in my chimney and nobody can get presents. Lastly there is no ventilation in the house, since the wolf is blocking the chimney. He has also been gassing us and Santa with his toxic farts.

To conclude, please get rid of this annoying wolf. He has tried to eat us, destroyed two houses and is stuck in the chimney with Santa. Please, call pest control, because we can’t, as pigs cannot speak English.

Regards,

Pig 3

By Dylan Chen